Botticelli paints Kate Winslet

The proper title is Portrait of Simonetta Vespucci as a Nymph, by Sandro Botticelli (1444/45-1510), but she looks to me like she should be hanging off the front of the Titanic.

Addendum:  One reader votes for Joan Cusack.

Image via La Muse Verte (click to biggify).